Nearly Done

The pastor prepares himself for the question the widow will ask him once the funeral is over, the relatives go home, and the shock has worn off:    “Did my husband go to hell?”

A Dark College and a Cold Bench

“It’s a dreadful place,” I say to the boy. “An institution trying to maintain itself, toadying to the monied members of a stultifying religion."

Red Wine and a French Maid’s Uniform.

Later, a middle-aged, balding man with a goatee came through the self-checkout.  He was wearing… and I kid you not… a French maid’s uniform.